With a title like Kick Club, you would half expect a Brad Pitt wannabe bullying and bitch-slapping a bunch of scrumptious Euro hotties into submission. Strange, then, that this film should kick-start on a stud farm as two introductory jocks engage in crammed-mouth outdoor cock-suckery dangerously within bucking range of a bronco. Somewhere off in a dark brick cellar, a foxy hairy hunk and another smooth Euro jock strip down to their big hard cocks and suck deep on each other, sixty-nine style, then they take turns plowing each other's hair hole. Elsewhere, three drunken sailors get lost in the woods and do what drunken lost soldiers do best - fellate and sodomise each other. The two dark haired muscular studs take turns ass-raping the frosted-blonde twinkie under the trees. Keep your eyes peeled for some mild shrimping action, as well as an impressively gushy hands-free ejaculation. A boat trip down the river turns into a bumpy ride - the kind of bumpiness that occurs when hot boys whip out their dicks and stick 'em into each others' gaping holes. Here there are three, all plump and pumped and raring to erupt creamy streams of man lava. An "airport security station" is the setting for a kinky threesome that commences when two strapping black-uniformed guards harass and strip-search a suspiciously suited businessman. When the guards discover the man's stash of sex gear (i.e., nipple clamps, fur-lined handcuffs, a see-thru peanut-shell thong), they break out their night sticks, whips and feather brushes and proceed to spank and humiliate him. Nipple clamps on the scrotum, anyone? How about an impromptu anal probe? Soon enough, the lean bitch-boy businessman is on his knees, servicing the brawny guards' thick upright cocks. One guard armpit-fucks the bitch-boy while he's on his knees blowing the other guard's massive tool. A throat-cramming double suck is a prelude to the rotational ass-plowing, during which the guards, wearing only sunglasses, put the bitch on a cock-spit, with one throbbing tool crammed in his mouth and one shoved up the boot. Finally, a gang of colour-head-banded jocks assembles in the brick cellar for Kick Club, where they watch as two naked guys try to knock each other out. The one that falls gets dragged into the other room and used by the other guys as a suck-toy, a fuck-toy and, ultimately, as a cum rag. As the cavernous orgy flares on, the on-set smoke machine gets a thorough workout, making this climactic fuck-a-thon look more and more like an atmospheric outtake from The Matrix Reloaded. Things reach a sweaty, semen-soaked climax as the nine throbbing jocks shoot their creamy rocks off. Cast: Zdeno Reif, Hynek Lukas, Alois Rak, Richard Hrosik, Boris Mateo, Svens Torborg, Tadeusz, Lukas Vaculik, Radem Vokoun, Otto Horyna, Vanya Michailovic, Karel Grusser, Jarmil Soler, Karel Pisek
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