If Robinson Crusoe had met Billy Brandt instead of Man Friday, it would have been a whole different story! Poor Billy, we learn from the voiceover of Lost On Sex Island, has been stranded on a deserted island (or is it?). He's trying the message in a bottle routine outlining all that's happened to him. In a flashback we see a skimpily clad youth appear and before you can say "Splice The Mainbrace" Billy's shorts have dropped and his new friend is playing the Hornpipe. Meanwhile his message has been found by a blonde muscled holiday maker on a neighbouring island, who reads Billy's chronicles with disbelief. "An island, run by a sex crazed Doctor with a magic potion which turns even the most uninterested guy into a raunchy, prick eating, sex fiend?!" No way!. Billy meanwhile has been captured, witnesses the potion at work, and runs for it. The evil Doctor is trying his home brew on another reluctant male. It works only too well and the Doc gets down and dirty with his new playmate in the examination chair with a 69er, before retiring to the bedroom for some of the horniest shots of the film. The fucking is intense with bareback, cowboy and a deep deep folded missionary that will have you greasing your pole in anticipation. Billy then gets a call on his mobile from the holiday guy, and we have a nice wanking fantasy with Billy and friend under a waterfall. Next Billy is in a bedroom for a young stud special with some mattress pounding and creamy cumshots. Shame he has to wake up! Back on the Island Dr N is getting his prescription filled by a shaven tattooed cowboy. Does Billy get off the Island? Does he want to? Cast: Billy Brandt, Drew Peters, Jason Hawke, Dane Brando, Damian Ford, Jay Ross, Greg Rockwell, Kirk Kelly
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